Anna. 25. Florida.

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todropscience:

bumblebeebats:

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

this is so real that scares me

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trueloveistreacherous:

In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with 8 people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here and I realized that this whole time, I was just wandering around everywhere, just looking for you.
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bunjywunjy:

cacklebarnacle:

persian-slipper:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

serakosumosu:

fitemey0ufo0ls:

lizardlicks:

tchalisew:

southernbitchface:

m–ood:

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

Humans will pet literally anything.

That is true.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Pet ALL the cephalopods!

@texnessa @hiddenlacuna

@bunjywunjy

it’s really hard to tell what an octopus is feeling but I think this one… might not actually be happy about this. general rule of thumb, don’t grab sea life even if it seems like they might be into it! (they can of course grab you, but watch out)